Thursday, January 06, 2005

Go Speedracer, Go!

When did I start driving like a little old lady? Was it when I turned 30, or when I realized that I suffer from extreme night blindness and can't see an inch in front of my face after sundown?

How much longer before I start complaining about those pesky kids and their loud music? I'm already nervous around packs of pimply teenagers, wondering if they're going to rape (as if) and rob me as I try to remember where I've parked my car in the Kroger parking lot.


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