Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Memo To My Boss

To: Boss
Subject: Recent display of disapproval for offensive language

Dear Boss:

I realize that you are just trying to project the atmosphere of an entirely professional office environment, but reprimanding me for pronouncing "Phuket" as "Fuckit" is totally out of order. How can I NOT pronounce it as "Fuckit"? I mean, come on, it's SO obvious, even someone without a sense of humour (ahem) could recognize that pun. It was calling to me; I had no choice, and therefore, I refuse to apologize.

Hugs and Kisses,



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